An exercise in 'vague'

"We've been having problems with the data that you provided us recently. Attempts to correct the data have not worked. Instead of trying to fix the results that have been sent already, can we start fresh and have you compile a new updated file for us?"

Dain bramage.

She told me to pick up some tampons and that they'd be available at any store.

The guy at the hardware store wasn't very helpful finding them. I think I even heard him question my parentage.