kublakhan

She told me to pick up some tampons and that they'd be available at any store.

The guy at the hardware store wasn't very helpful finding them. I think I even heard him question my parentage.

1. Drove from Des Moines to Solon and don't remember any part of the trip

2. Been hit by a car cutting the flesh on my leg down to the muscle but not break a single bone

3. Sustain the above injury and remember nothing of the next week save the nurse cutting off my jeans the day of the accident.

4. Wheelchair raced a cancer patient down a crowded hallway (and won!)

5. Drove a $30,000 vehicle at 100mph at age 15 without a license.

6. Taught a man who, at the age of 20, had never seen a deck of cards how to play Euchre.

7. Spent the afternoon inside a goverment-restricted area

8. Taught my 8th grade computer class

9. Racked up a $400 internet connectivity bill and didn't pay it

10. Recieved a free TiVo by blaming my son's impatence for Daddy's TV shows.